5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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