There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Houston, we have a squirter
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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