Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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