Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Randomize
