I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
meet me or not, i'm out of control
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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