I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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