BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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