Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Randomize
