are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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