I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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