if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Randomize
