well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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