And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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