Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I think I just shit out all my problems.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
