question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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