i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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