We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Too much gin, very little bucket
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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