I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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