Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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