is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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