it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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