dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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