actually, I'm a sock model
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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