Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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