I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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