Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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