You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
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