Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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