We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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