i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Drunk is a universal language darling
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