sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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