Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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