drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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