oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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