they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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