never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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