Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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