my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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