I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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