Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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