...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Every concussion has its silver lining
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Damn victory sex feels great
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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