I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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