I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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