Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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