No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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