I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
No I am not eating basil off your cock
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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