Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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