I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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