now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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