At least make sure they are 18
Why
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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