why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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