We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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