sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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