had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
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