so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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