Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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